Joey (protip:)Granola. Does this not sound like a venereal disease? “Oh lord, my granola sores have gotten considerably worse in the past 24 hours.” Lemme ask you, have you ever tried to eat a granola bar without making the largest mess humanly possible with a food product of such size? I guarantee that 25% of this garbage Natures Valley tree bark is gonna end up on my tshirt or around my general vicinity. Lets be honest, the recent events in the Gulf don’t even compare to the disaster your carpet will face whilst a 5 inch granola enema is being consumed above it. Do me a solid, wiki granola. Now close the page and choke yourself for wiking granola.
Rybo: Whenever I see this unmistakable emblem of fiber, I think of a dry mouth and a spikey shit coming out of my sheriff's badge. Better strap on your Patagonia backpack and throw a bunch of these in there before you go on your bullshit hike up some mountain. Forget about the supply of water, you have some of these badboys in your pouch. You'll feel like Paul Bunyan in seconds.
Sponsored by the PGA no less. I can picture Veejay pinching off one of these and shattering some serious porcelain. Too bad the vegans dont endorse these, i heard that they don't give the bees a reach around so they are boycotting. Crying shame. I just don't like how theres 2 of these per package. As if pulling just one of these out of the package doesn't get enough fucking crumbs all over wherever you are sitting and all over your clothes.
Rybo: Whenever I see this unmistakable emblem of fiber, I think of a dry mouth and a spikey shit coming out of my sheriff's badge. Better strap on your Patagonia backpack and throw a bunch of these in there before you go on your bullshit hike up some mountain. Forget about the supply of water, you have some of these badboys in your pouch. You'll feel like Paul Bunyan in seconds.
Sponsored by the PGA no less. I can picture Veejay pinching off one of these and shattering some serious porcelain. Too bad the vegans dont endorse these, i heard that they don't give the bees a reach around so they are boycotting. Crying shame. I just don't like how theres 2 of these per package. As if pulling just one of these out of the package doesn't get enough fucking crumbs all over wherever you are sitting and all over your clothes.
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